Fvck Regrets

I love pop punk, college student in Florida & 19. TSSF *

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

artnarcotics:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

!!!!!!!!!!

peonygoodchild:

A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
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I love that she has favorite toys now 🐯 #lion #stuffedanimal #baby

I love that she has favorite toys now 🐯 #lion #stuffedanimal #baby