current mood: oprah running on hot coals
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees
why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus
- *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*